Marlboro Lights

Notice a theme yet? I'm gonna run through as much of the Marlboro family as I can.

Marlboro lights are just like they sound- Light Marlboro's.

MSRP- N/A
Taste- Like freshly washed towels.
Availability- Almost every gas station, grocery store, and convenience store sells Marlboro lights. They're available in both King and 100 length.
Burn length- 3-4 minutes heavily dragged, 5-6 minutes casually smoked.

Marlboro lights are nice for those days when it's really hot, or after a show where you've lost your voice from yelling at the band to play songs that they don't do. They're smoother then Reds, so they're a bit easier on the throat. However, they have a couple of drawbacks, in my ever-so-humble opinion.

First of all, they so smooth that you'll end up smoking more then you intended, which isn't necessarily bad, unless you're at work and you run out. Then you're irritated at 4:08 and you know that's gonna be the day your co-worker decides to spend the end of the day doing his very best Steve Urkel impression. Yeah, not gonna be a good day. Secondly, Marlboro lights, for whatever reason, make your hands smell really bad. This isn't a big deal if you're a dude and you're among dudes, but if you have a lady waiting at home who has a sensitive sniffer, you're gonna get an earful, and probably be asked to keep your filthy death hands off of her. Finally, I find that Lights lose their cherry a little bit more frequently then Reds. This probably isn't true, and I have no evidence to back this up, but it just seems like I have to re-light lights more than other cigarettes.

In conclusion, Lights are nice, but I still prefer reds.

Overall- 4 out of 5.